April 17, 2016: A Report From The Illuminati Medical Branch

We finally seem to be getting over the plague that swept through the office. Phil and Sam were both knocked down for a couple of weeks; various other people caught the fringes of it and were out for shorter stretches. (And Steve got pneumonia, which is a whole other variety of yuck.) If you've been waiting to hear from someone here, you might want to send a poke. It's very possible they were down for the count and your note slipped past them. 

Please consider this your every-so-often reminder to wash your hands frequently, avoid sneezing or coughing on people or on items that other people will have to touch, and if your job permits, stay home when you're sick. Your coworkers will thank you.

-- Andrew Hackard