March 11, 2025: The Headline Is The Adventure

If I needed to come up with an adventure at a moment's notice, I could do way worse than spending 20 seconds extrapolating on this New York Times headline: "Thieves Blow Up a Dutch Museum Door to Steal a Golden Helmet."

They apparently made some arrests a few days later, but – as far as I can tell – the Helmet of Coțofenești still hasn't been returned. Fingers crossed this gets resolved as well as possible, and the Wikipedia page about the heist gets updated with a happy ending.

-- Steven Marsh