December 24, 2024: I Want A Coffin For Christmas

Sure, you probably think it doesn't make a lot of sense to go to a movie just for the popcorn bucket. As a counterpoint, consider the awesome plastic coffin for the Nosferatu movie. Just think of how many dice and awesome horror-themed games I could put in there . . .

Of course, if the household budget doesn't think it's prudent to see a movie I have no interest in, maybe it's more logical to just buy the $25,000 stand-alone Nosferatu coffin bed . . .

-- Steven Marsh