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October 31, 2009: Illuminated Site of the Week: Real Estate Has Gone To Hell
The housing market is low - lower, in fact, than you think. Pandemonium Real Estate has listings for all the best properties in the Underworld. Want a lakeside view with a dock? Something overlooking the Styx? Don't wait to go to Hell before negotiating these things - order them now! And if you're convinced a loved one has one foot in the grave and another in perdition, it makes a lovely gift. They won't be able to enjoy the overly warm summer evenings on the veranda yet, but they'll receive a handsomely framed certficate informing them of their eternal reward. And anyway, no matter which side of mortality you're living on right now, you already know you're going to hate your neighbors.
-- Suggested by Michael P. Owen
Warehouse 23 News: e23: "We're On a Mission From God."
Stand fast, ye unholy abomination! For righteous fury comes for you, the hammer of the of the All-Mighty in hand! Or maybe it's not a hammer so much as a big stick. Oh, or perhaps a trident! That might be cool. You see, righteous fury can take a lot of different forms if GURPS Dungeon Fantasy 7: Clerics is to be believed. We're having a hard time picking just one, however. So you might want to sit fast, instead. Could take a while.
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