Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Conspiracy tools who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) know not the joys of the Fake Healing. And they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Yes, they are witless! The willing puppet attitude is a disease, a genetic ILLNESS! The Conspiracy tools REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us! SOLAR FLARES are coming! Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! You DESERVE Slack! Because the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius manifested today in a thousand ways (as the willing puppets whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) must be shouted like the divine BRAG from the rooftops! We have no NEED of time clocks. The true SubGenius needs no Head Launching to refill his Slack. Yet he still will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he KILLS "BOB" when the wonderful urge strikes.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?