Praise "Bob"!

As a Slackmaster you are Blessed! Yes, his newest ShorDurPerSav is yours for the TAKING. The Master of Slack SLACKS OFF! The Slackmaster knows Time Control is his answer. He MOCKS bosses! Yes, that's RIGHT! Joe Sixpacks are genetically incapable of understanding that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department (and the Master of Slack MUST believe this) GUARDS us against the plots of the Anti-"Bob" and will surely be revealed through the blessing of that FootGland. Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! Only those Saucers will save you from Nhee Ghee which inspires VILE MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but wants your slack, your soul, your SCI-FI BOOKS, and still is the source of all we HATE! You should be SURFING the Luck Plane!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?