Praise "Bob"!

Money donated to our enslackened church helps the faithful proto-Overman who SLACKS OFF! The Overman-to-be is guarded by that FootGland. And YES! he knows the world OWES him Slack! Now ARISE! Reveling in his newest ShorDurPerSav, the proto-Overman needs no Devival to refill his Slack. Yet he still REVELS in the Head Launching in the sight of JHVH-1. He needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Conspiracy tools who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the random Jesii, and don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! AVOID them! "Bob's" evil twin, his POLAR OPPOSITE, presents the terrifying paradox of False Slack and shows that it wants your slack, your soul, your SCI-FI BOOKS, and still is the END of the whole willing puppet world!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?