Praise "Bob"!

As a Superior Mutant you are Blessed! Yes, his newest ShorDurPerSav is yours for the TAKING. The mutated NATURAL WINNER seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who CASTS OUT the Norms, the useless pathetic humans. The Superior Mutant is FREE from the pathetic bonds of sanity. "Bob" is the gun and YOU are the bullet! You can TELL the true mutated NATURAL WINNER. He - obedient to the True Pipe - - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - is SEEN at X-Day Practices and HEARD at Mass Short-Term Marriages! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the Revealed Word of "Bob" (and the Superior Mutant MUST believe this) is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! Don't feel GUILTY! Guilt is for PINKS! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS IS the best deal you will ever have for $30.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?