Praise "Bob"!

We have no NEED of time clocks. The Doktor has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he has the "Fightin' Jesus" as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the blessed Doktor KNOWS that Society has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he knows he'll have Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and watch from the Saucers as the Norms BURN! SAY it, brothers! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, despite the lies of the False Prophets, EVOLVING ever faster and faster must be shouted like the wonderful BRAG from the rooftops! And where do YOU stand with "Bob"? AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It controls pathetic human puppets like the Men In Black and is HOT death and COLD death, it is coming EVER FASTER! Yes, it's Eternal Salvation, or TRIPLE your money back!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?