Mom has a little job for you.
Andrealphus can be a bit of a pain, sometimes. Sad to
say it, but it's true. He also can be very, very
tiresome, what with not getting the point, trying to
corrupt humanity, and not respecting one's personal
space (of course, the Prince of Lust would reply that
he respects personal space very much, indeed). Case
in point: it would seem that he's told his Servitors
to meddle with that fun Hindu holiday of Holi. It's
supposed to be a chance for everybody to run around,
have fun, and let go of some of their inhibitions in a
safe manner, but Andre wants to push that last bit
until he's got mass orgies going off in the streets.
Not that there's anything wrong with that sort of
thing, in moderation, but the humans involved won?t
exactly be doing it in their right minds, won't they?
Why, yes, this _would_ be normally an issue for the
Hindu pantheon. Kind of rude to hide behind a
technicality, though: Heaven is supposed to be
opposing all evil, after all, not just the evil that
sprouts up in areas that are unambiguously the
responsibility of the Host. Besides, she's sure that
the Hindu gods won't mind: she?ll drop them a note and
let them know that the angels are coming to help out.
Never you mind how. Archangels have their ways, dear.
So, once the Servitors of Flowers (and anyone else in
the area when Novalis dropped by, of course) get to
where they go, of course they'll be expected to keep a
lid on the problem. For the most part, it'll involve
running around, trying to sniff out demonic
interference, then putting the kibosh on it. Of
course, they might have problems with some of the
Hindu ethereal spirits, but Novalis is sure that the
PCs won't do anything to embarrass either her or
Heaven.
What? Will this be a cause for necessary violence?
Surely such desperate measures aren't really called
for in this case? After all, the Servitors of Lust
are merely trying to get a lot of unplanned (and
unwelcome) sexual activity going. Stopping that sort
of thing doesn't require flaming swords: just water
balloons. Properly timed, it's an effective
deterrent. In fact, Novalis is going to have to
insist that the PCs (yes, even the ones that don't
serve her) not use anything else, unless it's a matter
of life and soul-death. The PCs, if smart, won't
argue: those serving Archangels friendly to Flowers
will find that their Superiors are humoring Novalis,
and those who aren't are better off not reminding
their bosses about the PCs unfortunate taste in
friends.
Oh, yes: even if they have to defend themselves, the
PCs should really avoid soul-killing the poor
unfortunate demons. Try talking to them, instead.
It's good practice.
Never you mind why. Mom has her reasons, dear.
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