How many Seraphim does it take to change a light bulb?
Seraphim don't need light to see the truth.
How many Cherubim does it take to change a light bulb?
If I had been watching it, it wouldn't have gone out to being with.
How many Ofanim does it take to change a light bulb?
Wouldn't it just be quicker to drive the car into the room?
How many Elohim does it take to change a light bulb?
Both the light and the dark are necessary.
How many Malakim does it take to change a light bulb?
Pow! Tinkle! It had gone bad...
How many Kyriotates does it take to change a light bulb?
Fourteen. One. Yes.
How many Mercurians does it take to change a light bulb?
Hey fellas! I'm having a lightbulb changing party, invite the gang!
How many Balseraphs does it take to change a light bulb?
The lightbulb is *fine*. It is NOT dark in here, is it?
How many Djinn does it take to change a light bulb?
Stay away from that bulb! No one touches it but me!
How many Calabim does it take to change a light bulb?
Tinkle! Whoops, there goes another one. Any left in that case?
How many Habbalah does it take to change a light bulb?
OOOOOOOH! I HATE THE WAY THEY BURN OUT LIKE THAT!
How many Lilim does it take to change a light bulb?
I tell you what, let's make a deal...
How many Shedim does it take to change a light bulb?
Switch off? Now let's put the broken glass back in the bulb with the gasoline. Ahhhh, good. So the family gets back around five?
How many Impudites does it take to change a light bulb?
Just change that bulb for me, luv. Oh, thanks. My you look tired, maybe you should sit down?
How many Servitors of Judgment does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to say it's dark, one to agree with the first one, and one to shoot it for going Dark. Of course, they never get around to *changing* it...
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