Redneck Demons

By Cameron McCurry

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If you're convinced that the South will rise again and convince others that it well also, you might be a Redneck Balseraph.

If you've ever taken a bet that you'll find someone before the Bloodhound will, you might be a Redneck Djinn.

If you go to NASCAR races for the crashes (Or to cause them), you might be a Redneck Calabite.

If you're so excited that your high school football team one that you make everyone in the town celebrate it, you might be a Redneck Habbalite.

If you address your Superior as "Honey" or "Sugah", you might be a Redneck Lilim.

If corrupting someone consists of getting a PETA rep to pick up a shotgun and hunt varmints, you might be a Redneck Shedite.

If you go to Monster Truck Rallies because Essence tastes better with beer and diesel fumes, you might be a Redneck Impudite.

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