Corporeal Forces: 3
Strength: 5
Agility: 7
Ethereal Forces: 3
Intelligence: 6
Precision: 6
Celestial Forces: 4
Will: 9
Perception: 7
Word-Forces: 2
Vessel: Human male/3, Role: Internet Movie Critic/2, Status/2
Servant: Movie Projectionist/3, Status/2
Skills: Acrobatics/4, Artistry/2, Climbing/3, Computer Operation/3, Detect
Lies/1, Dodge/4, Driving/1, Emote/3, Fast-Talk/5, Fighting/3, Knowledge
(Holy War: the RPG/4, Slapstick Comedy/6), Large Weapon/3, Lying/2,
Running/3, Small Weapon/3, Swimming/1, Throwing/3
Songs: Charm (Corp/3), Charm (Corp/3, Eth/3, Cel/3), Healing (Corp/4),
Motion (Corp/2), Thunder/2
Attunements: Impudite of Dark Humor, Lilim of Dark Humor, Prank, Secretly
Replaced, Knight of Derision, Demon of Hurting Moe's Brain
Rites: All from Kobal's writeup in Superioirs 2, plus Hurt Moe's brain
(usable 2/day)
Demon of Hurting Moe's Brain: allows Kinked to hurt Moe's brain without causing any disturbance.
Every demon knows that it can ask a boon of Lucifer. Unfortunately, not
every demon knows when it isn't a good idea when not to ask for it.
Case in point: Kinked interrupted Lucifer as he was watching a Three Stooges
short that he particularly enjoyed, and asked for a Word right as it got to
the Lightbringer's favorite bit. And when the Taker admitted that it had no
idea what Word it wanted (the sheer prestige of having one was all it had
thought about,) Lucifer declared (after a moment's distraction while one
Stooge smacked another in the head with a board,) that Kinked was now the
Demon of Hurting Moe's Brain. Kinked started working very hard to promote
slapstick comedy after that, particularly the brand of it practiced in the
films that served as the basis of his Word. He spends a lot of time these
days hoping that he can avoid having too many of the favors he owes various
servitors of the Media get called in all at once.
He only realised the depth of the joke that had been played on him when that
damned Malakite started stalking him... But their battles helped him
develop his first Word rite, so it wasn't a total loss.
He still encourages people to watch the Three Stooges, but has found a new
way of slowing his Word's decay, and has even managed to strengthen it
slightly. After a recent Stooges film festival, he overheard some of the
audience members discussing a game that they were playing, and its theme of
angels fighting demons caught his interest. He bought the rulebook, and then
discovered that it had an internet mailing list devoted to it. After seeing
some of the things that fans were coming up with, Kinked started posting
some ideas of his own.
When he discovered that one of the Holy War list members who proved most
receptive to the concepts he outlines in his posts is named Moe, he began
writing up ever-more bizarre things to send to the list, from a mixture of
Word promotion and Impudite vanity.
But if the Game ever discover the thinly-veiled parodies of Archangels and
Princes that he has been sharing with the humans, then there will truly be
Hell to pay.
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