(You can find Part One here. -- Ed.)
Alarm Clock: This Song will ensure that the target (not necessarily
the performer) is able to wake up at a time of the
target's choosing. The effects last for (CD days).
Housecleaning: These are actually three related Songs: Clean
Refrigerator (transports old food to garbage can,
disinfects and wipes down counters and stacks salvaged
Tupperware/dishes in sink); Wash Dishes (one sink's
worth per Essence); and Take Out Trash (to the nearest
collection point: separating recyclables costs one
additional Essence).
Parking: When performed, this Song will provide a legal parking
space within a minute. The parking space will be
reasonably close to the desired entrance, and large
enough for a minivan. Once a space has been cleared,
it will be effectively invisible to other drivers
until the singer has finished parking: entities with
Symphonic Awareness get a Will -2 roll to pierce the
illusion.
Take-out: This Song will provide a meal (four people per
Essence). In order for the Song to work, there must
be a take-out restaurant of the appropriate type (see
below) within a mile of the performer: the food will
quietly vanish from the restaurant and arrive in a
suitably cooked form. The performer must also have
sufficient cash on hand to pay for the meal (plus a
20% tip): coupons will not be accepted, alas. The
meal will come with the usual accoutrements, plus a
receipt.
Performers must learn a different Song for each type
of food that they wish to summon (Chinese, Mexican, a
particular fast-food chain, etc.), and cannot order
anything that isn't already on the menu.
A variant of this (Rent Movie) will acquire a
particular video for 24 hours (at the end of that
time, the video will pop back, fully rewound). If the
video is not available, the Song will use its best
judgement and rent something else.
Contrary to popular belief, there is not a special
squad of Dominicans watching to see whether this Song
is used to acquire adult movies.
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