October 7, 2017: Illuminated Site of the Week: Eau De 'Squatch

If you want to land Bigfoot, stop trying to track him, hunt him, cage him, or record him. Instead, woo him. You win more friends with a teaspoon of honey than a gallon of vinegar, so if you want to cultivate good relations between modern man and his missing-link forebears, you need the right cologne. Happy Body Care has concocted Bigfoot Juice, a cross between deer sweat and perfume. Created by Allie Megan Webb, it hides your natural human scent beneath a more woodsy, musk-like odor. The Charlotte Observer has the story.

-- Suggested by James M. Neeland