A TOON Armory
by Clive
Gadgets
Solid Steel Cowboy Hat
Ever have trouble with those nasty Indians shooting holes in your hat?
On a successful zip roll this hat will reflect bullets and arrows back
at their shooter doing half their original damage to them!
Cat Gun
Pull this cat's tail and it will spew 1d hair balls at all your enemies,
doing 1d+3 of damage to them.
Mouse Magnet
This huge cheese flavored horse-shoe will attract any rodents within a
hundred miles. On a roll of two or less (on 2d), it will attract all the
rodents in the universe. The Mouse Magnet only works when it is not in
someone's back pocket.
Trick Cigar
When lit, these cigars will smoke for 2 turns then start spewing sparks
and balls of flame. After 1 turn, they will explode doing 1d of damage
to smoker.
Super Hero Suit
This suit gives the flying shtick to its wearer at skill 7. But lowers
the wearer's smarts and all related skills by 3 levels or to zero,
whichever comes first.
Mixed Nuts Canister
Comes in three styles: the first style launches huge nuts out the top when
opened, enough to bury a character. The second type launches a 50 ft. long
(and hungry) snake at the nearest character. The last kind blows models
of all the PCs (or the real ones) a hundred feet into the air.
Instant Jelly
If any character eats this powder, they will instantly turn to jelly for 2d
turns. While they are jelly, their skills and attributes are halved.
Instant Grass
Toss one seed out, then after 1 turn there will be a six foot high lawn as
far as the eye can see.
Confuse Grenade
Toss this grenade at the ground. When it hits, it will release a cloud of
gas. Anyone who breaths this gas will become very confused for 4 turns.
(They will bump into walls, trip on each other etc.). The players should
be allowed to role play the confusion for them selves, but if they
won't, then the animator should do it for them.
Super Hard Paint
Any character painted with this paint will be unable to move for 3 turns;
then the paint will start to peel away. See tables for color.
Blender
It dices, slices and chops. Fruits, vegetables or other PCs. Drop this
huge blender over another PC or vegie and it will be chopped for 3d of
chopping damage.
Super Pie Gun
Everyone knows that cream pies boggle people, but how would you like to
boggle them while doing damage? This gun shoots pies at such speeds that
they boggle and do 1d damage.
Rain Maker
The Rain Maker is a huge red rocket. Once the fuse is lit, 3 turns later
it will fly into the air making a cloud, then it will start to rain.
Once a turn, roll on the Things Falling From the Sky table (Toon,
pg.200) to decide what it is raining. The animator should decide how
long the cloud lasts, maybe 2-5 turns.
Sneeze Cannon
The Sneeze Cannon consists of a mask, a pepper canister, and the barrel. A
character puts the mask on and gets a puff of pepper in their face, then
they sneeze. The sneeze enters the barrel spraying a target with
boggling slime. It is likely that anyone using this gun will continue
sneezing after they take the cannon off. A fire gun roll must be made.
Sneeze Shield
Sneeze Shield is a force shield that will stop any one sneeze per turn. It
will also stop up to five points of damage per turn. One or the other, not
both.
Portable Bullet Hole
Portable bullet holes work just like normal portable holes except if you
stick one on any character, it will do the same damage as a gun (animators
choice of gun). Or it could be used as a fake bullet hole for windows,
etc.
Hair Ball Powder
If your cat gun (or other player as the case might be) runs out of hair
balls, then just give them a dose of this powder and they'll have enough
ammo for several hours
Dart Launching Ski Poles
Ever been skiing when those nasty goons started shooting at you with no
defence? Then you need these ski poles! They're both functional and
deadly (at 2d. of long sharp dart damage).
Deadly Dentures
Deadly dentures fit over a character's teeth and look like a pair of
very mangled braces. They do 2d. of large metal chomp damage.
White-Out
White-Out works like an eraser, and if anyone is in the immediate area
of the white-out, they are bogled for 3 turns.
Smelly fish
Smelly fish are like grenades. If you toss out one of these fish, it
will explode, spewing smelly fish guts everywhere. Anything touched by
smelly fish guts will smell like smelly fish for the rest of the
adventure. Remember, bears like fish.
Holiday cards
If someone receives a holiday card, when they open it, it will be that
holiday. It doesn't matter what time of year it was when they opened the
card, it will become that holiday. When they close it, the time of year
will return to normal. This should boggle just about everyone.
Shticks
Squeak of Death (4 pt. )
This shtick can be given to any appropriate character such as birds,
crickets, guinea pigs, or any other characters that have a really good
reason to squeak. Squeak of Death does 3d of sonic wave damage to any
character within 30'.
Really, Really Bad Breath (5 pt)
Really, really bad breath is like having a flame thrower in your very own
throat. On a successful shtick roll, you can spew a stream of flame 10'
long doing 2d. of, you guessed it, Really, Really Bad Breath damage.
Skill Boost (5)
Skill Boost raises one skill 1d, but for every turn after the first that
you want to keep the skill boosted, you will take 5pt. of damage.
Tables
Super Hard Paint Color Table
roll 2d.
1 = red
2 = blue
3 = green
4 = aquamarine
5 = purple
6 = pink
7 = pink with yellow stripes
8 = red with blue dots
9 = green with pink rings
10 = black and white stripes
11 = aquamarine with black bubbles
12 = all of the above
