Praise "Bob"!

"Bob's" evil twin, his POLAR OPPOSITE, worse even than humans like the Pink Boys, lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the terrifying one, the source of all we HATE! And "Bob" is our only hope! Any CRAWLING pawn of Cthulhu, which - even worse than the loathesome Men In Black - holds our world in its soul-destroying grip but is the near-omnipotent apocalypse JHVH-1 warns us about! Praise "Bob!" LAUGHING at the ignorant Pink LOSERS who serve it! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the miraculous Janor Device, with your CHOICE of Slackful partners, or ALONE if you prefer, GUARDS us against the plots of Cthulhu and is our defense against the fetid black-suited ANDROIDS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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