Praise "Bob"!

The Superior Abnormal cleaves to the word of "Bob" and GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the fullblood humans. He knows that Public Rant is the place to find that One True Yeti Mate and he puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. Yes, support your local Clench! Reveling in sheer Slackful BLISS, the Abnormal One in a Million DRIPS slack. He is guarded by that FootGland. He REVELS in the Clench meeting in the sight of the "Fightin' Jesus". He will win when "Bob" wins! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS promises REVENGE on the idiotic NON-mutated losers! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW slack itself, which IS "Bob,", despite the lies of the False Prophets, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is a mere shadow of reality as perceived after the Third Nostril is opened.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?