Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true Doktor. He RANTS! Or not. The blessed Doktor - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - MOCKS sanity! Now ARISE! Why is the Doktor lucky? Because only the blessed Doktor finds sheer Slackful BLISS. He has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he protects his exalted Weird Genes, and can find SLACK in a disgusting WORM! If you hate the Conspiracy, send CASH! Bob NEEDS it! Slaves of Yog-Sothoth, the Conspiracy tool and his DROOLING kin have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are miserable! They will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The willing puppets wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! The random Jesii USE them! Worshipped by generations of Conspiracy tools, Yog-Sothoth, worse even than humans like the willing puppets, LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that near-omnipotent lust is the source of all we HATE!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?