Praise "Bob"!

Yes, give me Slack or KILL me! Now ARISE! Why is the enlightened Sub lucky? Because only the dues-paying SubGenius finds his newest ShorDurPerSav. He seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who DAMNS the fullblood humans and will win when "Bob" wins! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the "rantings" of the inspired enlightened Sub manifested today in a thousand ways (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) is our defense against the evil lying bastards! Praise "Bob!" Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the NON-mutated losers are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They would deprive the SubGenius of his the Prairie Squid! They must DIE! They are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?