Praise "Bob"!

What about the Normals? I'll tell you about the PATHETIC Normal scumbags who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They will BURN when the last days come! Prepare for the day when they will be SWEPT away! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Normals who would FEAR your Devival if they saw it, they will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Normal scumbags have NO hope, while the Friend of "Bob" can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage planned for us by WOTAN, will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and must be shouted like the wonderful BRAG from the rooftops! You can TELL the true enlightened Sub. He RANTS! Or not. The Friend of "Bob" has no NEED to be "cool," but takes blessed SLACK where he finds it.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?