Praise "Bob"!

Why is the Doktor lucky? Because only the blessed Doktor finds sheer Slackful BLISS. He by sheer force of SLACK knows Time Control is his answer. He is SEEN at Fake Healings and HEARD at Mass Short-Term Marriages! PRAISE "Bob"! The Doktor turns his BACK on law and order and says OR KILL ME! A true blessed Doktor will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he knows he'll have sheer Slackful BLISS and watch from the Saucers as the Norms BURN! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The Doktor is one in a thousand. All around him are the pathetic humans who know not the Xists or Jehovah-1, they are MEAT, their FOOLISH souls are JUNK FOOD for the Anti-"Bob"! They exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! Those wretched Norms! The evil False Prophets are only a tool of Yog-Sothoth, which, worse even than humans like the pathetic humans, is the HOOK behind the wriggling WORM of False Slack! Yes, it is MADNESS and, worse, BOREDOM! Forever!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?