One 3" patch. Price $5.00 Stock number 9309
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Illustrated by Alex Fernandez

Display Your Allegiance

Wear the symbol of the Secret Masters! This patch will clue everyone in to your true allegiance. Display it with pride, look smug, and tell them you have no idea what they are talking about. Fnord.

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• Read the Principia Discordia!
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• Illuminati Greeting Card
• Illuminati Birthday Card
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